12 days of Christmas by me and my brother then me and Nia (The Mob Bunny). Note, the 12 Bloody days of Christmas is gorish ans shouldn't be read by those who can't stand bloody poems or take writings to seriously.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

A coffee with a Parakeet.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Two turtle necks

and a coffee with a parakeet (brother: Parakeet)

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Three carving knives

Two turtle necks

and a coffee with a parakeet (brother: Parakeet)

On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

(Me: um What do I put?

Brother: I don't know, think of something!

Me: Um um, 4 tons of raisins?

Brother: What? What the hell, raisins?

Me: I don't know!)

Four tons of raisins

Three carving knives

Two turtle necks

and a coffee with a parakeet (Parakeet)

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

(Me: um Five golden- hmm

Brother: hmm

Me: Fi-five golden- ... Five golden- ... five broken... five golden um... five something ... five... five... five

Brother: ...

Me: FIVE GOLDEN THINGS! (Took me 5 minutes to think)

Brother: It took you that long-

Me: hey it was hard! Five glowing things?

Brother: Oh noooooo

Me: fine, five golden things)

Five golden things!

Four tons of raisins

Three carving knives

Two turtle necks

and a coffee with a parakeet (Parakeet)

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

(Me: Um five-

Brother: What?

Me: sixth day of Christmas... five- six heat waves, five golden things!

Brother: Really?

Me: I don't see you helping)

Six heat waves

Five golden things!

Four tons of raisins

Three carving knives

Two turtle necks

and a coffee with a parakeet (Parakeet)

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me!:

(Me: Are you gonna help me with this or not?

Brother: I don't know

Me: You just sit there and when ever I make a suggestion, you are just... silent... like now

Brother: ...

Me: Guess I'll make them by myself.)

seven red pimples

six heat waves

Five golden things!

four tons of raisins

three carving knives

two turtle necks

and a coffee with a parakeet (ugh)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my ex- I mean true love gave to me:

Eight dead chickens

seven red pimples

six heat waves

Five golden things!

four tons of raisins

three carving knives

two turtle necks

and a coffee with a parakeet...

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

... nine I don't care

eighth dead chicken

seven red pimples

six heat waves

Five golden things

four tons of raisins

three carving knives

two turtle necks

and a coffee with a parakeet...

On the tenth day of Christmas (am I seriously still doing this?) my true love gave to me:

Flarg flargy flarg

Nine i don't care

eighth dead chickens

seven red pimples

six heat waves

five golden things

four tons of raisins

three (sigh) carving knives

two turtle necks

and a coffee in a parakeet...

On the eleven and twelfth days we slept in and went on vacation

...

well

And A Coffee In A Par-a-keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Now comes my favorite that we sing every year for Halloween (and sometimes Christmas comes 12 bloody days of Christmas Warning, mentions of murder, blood, a steamroller, deadly weapons, guns, and a partridge in a pear tree ahead

Me: Ok ok here we go

Nia: ok

Me: um

On the first day of Christmas my true blood- i mean love gave to mee:

A partridge in a pear tree! (nia makes gun sound: click click)

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me!

Two target darts! (which are running people)

And a partridge in a pear tree (click click)

On the third day of Christmas my tree love gave to me!

Three dead bodies

Two target darts (which are running people)

And a partridge in a pear tree! (click click)

On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me!

Four deadly weapons

Three dead bodies

Two target darts

And a partridge in a pear tree! (click click)

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me!

FIVE GALLONS OF BLOOOOOOD!

ahem

Four deadly weapons

Three dead bodies

Two target darts

And a Partridge in a pear tree! (click click)

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me!

Six running people

FIVE GALLONS OF BLOOOOOOD!

Four deadly weapons

Three dead bodies

Two target darts

And a partridge in a pear tree! (click click)

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me!

Seven steam rollers (To run over the six running people)

Six running people

FIVE GALLONS OF BLOOOOOOD!

Four deadly weapons

Three dead bodies

Two target darts

And a partridge in a pear tree (click click)

On the (we got bored right here) 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeeee

(gasp)

12 DAYS OF MASSACRE!

Click click

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Seven steam rollers (To run over the six running people)

Six running people

FIVE GALLONS OF BLOOOOOOD!

Four deadly weapons

Three dead bodies

Two target darts

And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (click click)

Nia: Thank you thank you

S'aints: Now you all have 3 seconds to get your asses outta here

Nia: click click

Both: 3!

BOOM!

iF YOU WERE OFFENDED I'm sorry but I warned you, This might be taken down idk but just wanted to post it.