Water and pipes

it's just what I do

I'm always waiting

to try something new

some people need plunging

others new pipes

some need heating

just for the night

installing new boilers

can make you queasy

remember this job

is not that easy

this job can come

with advantages, too

like getting lots of cash

and meeting someone new

but there's always a catch

to a job like this

like that a plumber's crack

is not always bliss

and when a plumber messes up

it doesn't look clean

because news can spread

like an oiled machine

so always remember

when you're on the job

it's the customer's house

so don't be a slob.