Ann donates her eggs to science for some reason and so do Wayfle and BangBang. Somehow a little fetus thing was made accidentally. The scientist were like, "Aww! It's so cute! :3" and so they kept it instead of stabbing it into fleshy threads apart.
Somehow that little thing turned up 13 years later and Ann realized that it was her baby because she recognized the egg cells! She swept her up but then she realized: Where was the father?
She went on Maury, became a total whore, acted very ghettoly even though she was really really white. Maury was a smart scientist though and he was able to find the possible fathers. Ann's eyes went all CAH CHING!$$$$!$!$!$! because whoever it was had to pay child support. Maury brought out the only two guys who actually didn't make someone hate them in the beginning and Ann attacked them.
They were cheap though and didn't have mahneh.
So Ann took them to court. They were losing butt they realized that they could win as long as they throw as much evidence as possible that it's not him.
YEAH, WELL I'M GAY
YEAH, WELL, I'M DYING
NO YOU'RE NOT DUDE DON'T LIE
I'M IN LOVE WITH ANNOTHER WOMAN
YEAH, WELL, I'M IN LOVE WITH ANNOTHER MAN
Ann looked at the fights all like o_o
Also because it never happened.