(A/N): So I is back to his normal accent... if you could consider I normal in the first place.


I: You... You where are you? I is lonely and in need of sufficient company.

You: ...did you need something...

I: YOU! I missed you so much! I is bored, can You tell him about his time in the unconsciousness?

You: ...sure... but you might fall asleep...

I: if I could fall asleep because he was bored he would have passed out ages ago. :)

You: ...your enthusiasm knows no bounds...

I: Awwww don't say it like that, you sounds like Myself.

Myself: What? Did someone call my name?

I: No I did not call Myself. What are you doing anyway.

Myself: I'm in the kitchen, You want anything?

I : YES! YES I would.

Myself: I wasn't talking you I, I wanted to know if You was hungry.

I: *UUUGGHHH* (makes offended noise). Well fine then I didn't want any of your duck cruddy food anyway. (proceeds to run off down the hall crying buckets of tears and leaving a tear trail).

Myself: so you want anything to eat? I bet you're starving.

You: ...sure... do you know how to make sushi?...

Myself: Hhhmmmmm... yea I think thats do-able, what kind.

You: ...Eel... breakfast of champions...

Myself: well... okay then. So what do you even do in the unconsciousness?

(I pop up next to You at the island bar)

I: I wants to know what You did too!

Myself: Uuuuuaaagggghhhhh... I where did you come from?

I: EVERYWHERE! (I says this with a flash light held up underneth his chin)

(Myself reaches over and turns of the flash light while I continues to make stupid funny faces)

Myself: so you were going to tell us what you were doing down in the unconsciousness.

You: ...not until I have my Eel...

Myself: well, okay but it's going to take a while.

-INTERMISSION-

(A/N): at this point I would like to set the mood by having you play a little song in the background. Life is Beautiful, Deadly Premonition. Link: watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek

(silence): ...

(silence): ...

(silence): ...

I: If boredom could kill, I'd be dead by now.

Myself: well you neverknow until you try, wanna test it out I.

I: ...maybe later... food smells good... don't feel like dying right now.

Myself: well I was close at least.

You: ...I don't think you're trying hard enough...

Myself: I get enough of this lecture from Me, I don't need you to leure me too.

You: ...are you done yet?...

Myself: I thought you were supposed to be the patient bada**.

You: ...not my fault you're taking so long...

Myself: fine just gimme two more minutes.

(silence): ...

(silence): ...

(silence): ...

(A/N): ...alright fine.

-END OF INTERMISSION-

Myself: There you go a nice plate of Eel sushi on white rice w/ pickled ginger and soy sauce.

You: ...mmmhhhmm tastes real good after being down in the wastes of the subconscious for so long...

I: Yay! So... Story time?

You: ...very well... It all started when...


(A/N): well there you go a cliff hanger for good measure. Don't worry I'll try not to do this too often. truth be told I hate cliff hangers but Myself has been bugging me to try one sooooo... blame him not Me.