Quiz created by: The-Bone-Snatcher

..:: || Phase One, The Basics || ::..

What's your name?

Iorek the Great, King of Cymru

What are you?

I am the king, you ignorant fool. Kneel before me!

How old are you?

854 years old and proud of it.

What's your height/weight?

Unlike my predecessor, I am of a decent height. I stand 6 feet tall, and I have an athletic build.

When were you born?

I was born on the first day of the year.

In what year were you born?

I was born in the greatest year our country has ever seen. *cough* The year was great because I was born in it.

What is the name of the country/world you were born in?

Cymru is my home world.

Who are your parents?

They are of minor importance. How can you ask about them when I am before you?

Any siblings?

None still living…I made sure of that.

..:: || Phase 2, Let's Get Personal || ::..

Do you shower often?

Every day. A king must keep up a good appearance for his loyal subjects to admire.

When was the last time you brushed your teeth?

Are you implying that my breath stinks? I am offended.

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had roasted unicorn, tasted beforehand by my royal taster of course. When one's enemy is an accomplished poisoner it pays to be careful.

Any children at all?

No.

Why not?

I have no need for heirs, since I intend to live and rule forever. Besides, create an heir and suddenly you have someone who wants you dead so they can take the throne.

What was the name of your last lover?

Eryll Branwalladr…but it was a long time ago.

Are you two still together?

Oh good heavens no. Once she realized I was out to steal her throne she broke off the relationship and tried to murder me.

..:: || Phase 3, Winding Down || ::..

What's your favourite drink?

Hot spiced wine.

How about a favourite snack?

Fresh grapes.

Do you consider yourself to be an amicable person?

Oh yes. Ask any one of my servants or subjects, and they'll be sure to tell you the same. Let me know if they don't.

What's your usual mood like?

Grand, haughty, and rather paranoid.

Do you like your creator?

No, not at all. Although she did give me some good lines and dramatic entrances.

What's your most over used phrase?

I don't over use phrases. I am the king.

Interesting. How about your least used phrase?

I don't have to answer this question.

..:: || Phase 4, Packing Up and Moving On || ::..

Do you have many friends?

Friends? I do not need friends, I am the king. All I need are lots of obedient subjects, and I have those in abundance.

Would you say you're well liked among people?

Yes, of course. If you hear otherwise, please inform my royal guard of the names and residences of the offenders.

What's your lineage/blood line like?

I am the king, and that's all you need to know.

Are you happy with your lineage/blood line?

I am the king.

How far back does your lineage/blood line go?

I AM THE KING.

Almost done. If there was one thing about yourself that you could change, what would it be?

Nothing. I am perfect, and I am the king.

What's your line of work?

*yawn* How many times must I repeat this? I am the king.

What's your preferred tool of the trade?

A torture cham- Oh, never mind. I mean, my kind, loving voice as I guide my subjects.

Last question. What would you do if you suddenly appeared in your creator's world?

I'd erase every bit of information on Eryll from her mind and her computer. Then I'd take over the world.

Alright we're done, you can go now…

No one dismisses a King. YOU may go now.