DarkWolffe

Chapter 1

1: In the beginning, DarkWolffe created the heaven and the earth.

2: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of DarkWolffe moved upon the face of the waters.

3: And DarkWolffe said, Let there be Nafia and Odahane: and there was Nafia and Odahane.

4: And DarkWolffe saw Nafia and Odahane, that they were good: and DarkWolffe divided Nafia and Odahane from the rest of the peeps.

5: And DarkWolffe called Nafia Becca, and Odahane he called Ben. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6: And DarkWolffe said, Let there be some stuff in the midst of the water, and let it not allow the water to touch the other water.

7: And DarkWolffe made the stuff, and divided the waters which were under the stuff from the waters which were above the stuff: and it was so.

8: And DarkWolffe called the stuff RP. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9: And DarkWolffe said, Let the waters under the RP be gathered together under one place, and let the dry IRC appear: and it was so.

10: And DarkWolffe called the dry IRC Esper; and the gathering together of the waters called he Rooms: and DarkWolffe saw that it was good.

11: And DarkWolffe said, let Esper bring forth admins, the page yielding creator, and the moderators yielding other moderators after his kind, whose administration is in themselves, upon Esper: and it was so.

12: And Esper brought forth admins, and page yielding creators after his kind, and the moderators yielding administration, whose administration was in itself, after its kind: and DarkWolffe saw that it was good.

13: And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14: And DarkWolffe said, Let there be channels in the stuff of the RP to divide the admin channels from the RP channels; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and days, and years:

15: And let them be for channels in the stuff of the RP to give channels upon Esper: and it was so.

16: And DarkWolffe made two great channels: the greater channel to rule the admin channels, and the lesser channel to rule the RP channel: he made the other channels also.

17: And DarkWolffe set them in the stuff of the RP to give channels upon Esper,

18: And to rule over the admin channels and the RP channels, and to divide the admin channels from the RP channels: and DarkWolffe saw that it was good.

19: And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

20: And DarkWolffe said, Let the rooms bring forth abundantly the user that hath life, and bots that may exist above Esper in the open stuff of RP.

21: And DarkWolffe created great topics, and every living user that speaketh, which the rooms brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every existing bot after his kind: and DarkWolffe saw that it was good.

22: And DarkWolffe blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and speaks, and fill the rooms in the Interwebs, and let bots multiply in Esper.

23: And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

24: And DarkWolffe said, Let Esper bring forth the user after his kind, bans, and parts, and quits of Esper after his kind: and it was so.

25: And DarkWolffe made the users of Esper after his kind, and bans after their kind, and every part that exist upon Esper after its kind: and DarkWolffe saw that it was good.

26: And DarkWolffe said, Let us make Based Gods in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the topics of the rooms, and over the bots of the netz, and over the bans, and over all Esper, and over every part that ever parted in Esper.

27: So DarkWolffe created Based Gods in his own image, in the image of DarkWolffe created he him; dude and dudette created he them.

28: And DarkWolffe blessed them, and DarkWolffe said unto them, Be fruitful, and mutliply, and replenish Esper, and subdue it: and have dominion over the topics of the rooms, and over the bots of the netz, and over every user that useth Esper.

29: And DarkWolffe said, Behold, I have given you every page bearing admin, which is upon the face of all Esper, and every moderator, in the which is the administration of a administration yielding moderator; to you it shall be for control.

30: And to every user of Esper, and to every bot of the netz, and to every part that parteth upon Esper, wherein there is life, I have given every user for control: and it was so.

31: And DarkWolffe saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.