At first, I never believed in such things as haunted houses.

That was before this guy offered to pay me a million dollars for spending one night in the old Faukner place.

And since I needed the money, I jumped at the chance.

That turned out to be the biggest mistake of my life.

As soon as I went to sleep, I heard a creek.

And when I opened my eyes and saw three glowing beings screaming at me, I got out of bed and ran out of there.

That was before that guy said, "Relax! You're on Scare Tactics!"