I knew as soon as I thought of it, that it was going to be brilliant. How could it not, with how amazing I am? Max will be impressed by the awesomeness- and of course, I will immediately have guys lining up waiting to have my autograph signed on their foreheads, or to confess their love for me. Whichever came first.

What I was going to do is so tremendously, fabulously outstanding, that I would surely go down in history as one of the most brilliant minds in the history of the universe (Okay, so maybe not that brilliant. The creator of chocolate will always, always, keep that spot). Nothing could go wrong. It was full proof, and I knew, I, Trinity Draningham, will become Holland Academy's sexiest woman alive by the end of it.

(At least, that's what I hoped anyway)