I wish this guy would hurry up with the statue. This really is not a comfortable position. And he wants to call it "The Thinker." Ha! As if anyone could think in this position.

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I weren't naked. But - news flash - I am. Don't ask me why. Ask this kook of a sculptor. He appears to be under the impression that a naked guy sitting in this position is gonna be thinking about the meaning of life and all that. Hate to break this to you, fella, but I'm just thinking about how uncomfortable I am.

This isn't worth the five grand he's paying me. Just. Not. Worth. It.

What? The chisel slipped?! Are you [expletive deleted] kidding me?

Now what? You have to start over? Uh, no. Just no. You are not starting over. Not with me as model.

Ten grand? *sigh* Okay, okay. But hold onto that chisel this time.

*********************************Five hours later************************************

You're done? Good. Now give me the money and I'm outa here.

That guy has high hopes for his little creation. I didn't have the heart to tell him it'll never be famous.