Chorus

There's a girl and a guy

And a game and a lie

And a name and a cry

And a blame and a bye.

There's a girl and a guy

And a shame and a sigh

And a flame and a "die"

And a them and a I.

Verse 1

There's a lock on the door

And a heart on the floor

And a "can't take no more"

And a vodka or four.

Chorus

There's a girl and a guy

And a game and a lie

And a name and a cry

And a blame and a bye.

There's a girl and a guy

And a shame and a sigh

And a flame and a "die"

And a them and a I.

Verse 2

There's a curse on the lip

And a stinging that's deep

And a poison to sip

And a secret to keep.

Chorus

There's a girl and a guy

And a game and a lie

And a name and a cry

And a blame and a bye.

There's a girl and a guy

And a shame and a sigh

And a flame and a "die"

And a them and a I.

Bridge

There's a country song

About what went wrong.

She's been gone but

Not for too long.

Hold your breath for

Doorbell's ding dong.

She's come back now with the final nail.

But she ain't ever going to jail.

Yeah, she ain't ever going to jail.

Chorus

There's a girl and a guy

And a game and a lie

And a name and a cry

And a blame and a bye.

There's a girl and a guy

And a shame and a sigh

And a flame and a "die"

And a them and a I.

Chorus

There's a girl and a guy

And a game and a lie

And a name and a cry

And a blame and a bye.

There's a girl and a guy

And a shame and a sigh

And a flame and a "die"

And a them and a I.

Outro

She's been gone now with the town mail.

Cause she ain't ever going to jail.

Yeah, she ain't ever going to jail.