Verse 1

You think you're so bloody cool?

Think you're some kind of hero?

I'd be happy to tell you

Your number of fans? Zero.

Pre chorus

And I'd also tell you why.

(Just promise me you won't cry?)

Chorus

Written on your forehead in stencil,

Are the truest words- "you're a pencil".

I don't think I'm stretching it too far,

When I say you're a pencil to her.

All she feels for you is indifference.

So good luck dude, trying to be friends.

It's a dead end,

It's a lost deal.

Oh by the way,

You're a pencil.

Verse 2

Why you're givin' me that look?

Now, now, did I hurt you pride?

So you'll run away from me?

Oh, okay, that's damn alright.

Pre chorus

And I'd surely tell you why.

(Just promise me you won't cry?)

Chorus

Written on your forehead in stencil,

Are the truest words- "you're a pencil".

I don't think I'm stretching it too far,

When I say you're a pencil to her.

All she feels for you is indifference.

So good luck dude, trying to be friends.

It's a dead end,

It's a lost deal.

Oh by the way,

You're a pencil.

Bridge

And you're not the sharpest one in the room.

You walked right into your impending doom.

Now I'll call you out on your lie.

Just promise me you won't cry?

Ha-ha-ha!

Chorus

Written on your forehead in stencil,

Are the truest words- "you're a pencil".

I don't think I'm stretching it too far,

When I say you're a pencil to her.

All she feels for you is indifference.

So good luck dude, trying to be friends.

It's a dead end,

It's a lost deal.

Oh by the way,

You're a pencil.

Outro

It's a dead end,

It's a lost deal.

Oh by the way,

You're a pencil.