#306

The Gift Of The Queen (Nov 2)

I will present to you
the gift of the queen
retrieved through countless hours
of labor in caves of steel.

The mightiest sword
to ever grace the kingdom
will give her the power
to slay the colossal dragon.

So she went, yeah, she went!
Did not care to send an army
did not care to bring an escort
did not even dress like a knight
to travel to the dragon's lair at night.

There, she talked to the dragon,
"Behold, the mightiest sword!"
and the dragon went,
"WHOASORAGRAHRRAAHHGHH!"
and ate her.

The end.


I laughed really loud to this poem. I don't know why, it's so stupid.