Crazy World

Hello, world!

My, oh my, you look different!

Oh no, you've got the crazy disease!

People have animal ears and tails.

Ladies have mustaches.

Cats bark and dogs meow.

Wings grow from my back.

Cars drive on the roofs of houses.

Trucks fly around in the sky.

Planes lose their wings and fall down to earth.

Critters have two heads instead of one.

Ah, a person just came through the wall!

So wait, do vampires really exist?

Oh dear, my stuffed animal just talked to me!