Just to let you all know this is entirely fiction and none of what characters say or think reflects my personal opinions or beliefs. Please do not take anything in this story seriously or personally.
Well now that, that is out of the way. This story is something I came up with off the top of my head. I have absolutely no idea where I am taking it or even if I will take it anywhere. No plan, no forward thinking, complete improvisation.
Please be aware mild references which may not be fit for younger eyes.
"The devils have set their sights set on humanity."
"But we angels are forbidden from meddling with the issues of man."
"That only means we need someone to save mankind on our behalf."
"What do you mean, my lord?"
"Full angels maybe forbidden from meddling in the issues of man. However, a Nephilim has no such restrictions."
"A Nephilim!? You don't mean!?"
"That I do. Send one of our best girls to mankind's new saviour, and have her mentor him in the 'Virtues'."
"As you wish my lord."
"And hence that is why I, the glorious angel Selphie, have come to set you on the right path to save mankind from the devil's evil hands." States a mid teen girl who just suddenly appeared in my room and is bouncing up and down on my bed whilst pulling a peace sign.
Naturally, my reaction was blindingly obvious. I take out my phone and dial a certain number. "Hello police, someone has just trespassed into my apartment," I begin.
"AHHHH DON'T IT WON'T FIT IN ME!" The supposed angel screams out loud with a seductive voice. OI OI! Someone will so get the wrong idea.
"Young man, this number is no place for prank calls." A annoyed voice reprimands me from the other end of the phone before the call cuts out.
Curses my ultimate battle plan was sealed in an instance.
I stare at the girl who is still jumping up and down on my bed.
"All right, I give, I'll hear you out so could you stop that already!?" I reluctantly give up.
"It wasn't very nice of you to try and do that when an angel descends down just to see you," The girl puffs her cheeks in a slight annoyance, "Once again then, my name is Selphie. I'm a full fledged angel who has been given the great task of setting you, Kai Ilex, onto the path that will lead to mankind's salvation from the devils."
"Devils?" I ask.
"Yes, devils. They have long since lost their place in hell after we angels closed it down permanently. Now they have set their sights on this world. Devils gain power through corruption and sins, and at the rate mankind is going, you're all pretty much screwed. As we angel's cannot interfere directly, we decided to raise a Nephilim to become our fighter of justice who shall stop the devils from toying with the minds of humans."
"Yup, I'm referring to you. Your father's father's father's..." Two minutes later, "father's father's father was an angel. Giving you zero point zero zero zero zero..." Another two minutes later, "zero zero zero one, percent angelic blood running through your veins. We can't directly interfere with full humans, but your part angel, so messing...I mean guiding you onto the correct path is perfectly okay." Selphie explains, oh god you've got to be kidding me, by her explanation aren't I basically human? And I could have almost swore she said something about messing with me.
Deciding it is best to put all the currently messed up issues (which there is no shortage of) into the back of my mind. I turn towards the long blonde haired angel who is dressed in a silk one piece dress and ask the question which is probably the most important.
"What is it that your guidance entails then, pray tell?"
"To help you develop a healthy body and mind that indulges in the virtues of heaven," She replies with a smile.
"Virtues?" I ask intrigued.
"Wraith, greed, sloth, pride, lust, envy, and gluttony," she responds.
*SMASH!* - My head slams hard on the table from hearing the list of the 'virtues'.
"AREN'T THOSE THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS!" I scream at the top of my lungs, I think the whole neighbourhood can hear me right now.
"What are you talking about, seven deadly sins? That is just a load of 'turkey testicles with mayonnaise on top' that someone made up." She states with a shrug of her shoulders.
"Eh? How can an angel say such dirty things?"
"Does it turn you on?" Selphie asks with a seductive smile, "We are starting immediately with lust, now hurry up and push me down. It's not everyday you get to have your way with an angel, oh but don't worry, today is my safe da..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP! JUST HOW IS LUST A VIRTUE!?"
"Without lust the human race would eventually become extinct from lack of childbirth. Thus if you look at it from the other way around, with lust, the human race will thrive and prosper."
"DON'T YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH LUST!?"
"Well I am a model example of an angel."
*BANG!* - I smack my head against the wall, this girl has a response for everything.
"Urgh," everything's spinning, "Urgh," I fall backwards as my feet give out. Can't keep my eyes open, must sleep.
"Such a pure person, don't worry, I'll educate you slowly." Selphie's voice resounds through my mind, I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.