We were supposed to have a picnic on that California beach.

But that was before I went looking for two of the girls who got lost

And found them both naked and under the spell of the flute of Pan.

While they were both dancing around mindlessly for their master Pan,

I ran over to the shore and scooped up some sand from the beach

As part of a plan to rescue those girls before their humanity became lost.

But before I was about to shower his face with the sand, I quickly lost

My own humanity after I started listening to the music from the flute of Pan

And found myself compelled to toss the sand back down on the beach.

It really was on that beach that I lost my humanity to the flute of Pan.