It was a Saturday morning that a couple walked into the kitchen of their Malibu, California home and saw a young man sitting at the table with a cup of coffee in his hands before he looked up at the couple and said, "Hi, Mom and Dad. Did I wake you guys?"

That was when the father sat down, crossed his arms and asked, "Have you been drinking last night, Harrison?"

But before he was about to respond to his father's question, he heard another woman's voice say, "Harry, can I please go use the bathroom? I feel sick!", which made Harry turn around and see a young woman standing in front of him with only a Motley Crue T-shirt on and looking like she was about to go Mount Saint Helens all over the place.

"We found her in the back of your pickup truck! She was still asleep with only that T-shirt on!", answered his mother before she told the poor girl that it was okay for her to use the bathroom.

And after she thanked his mother and went into the bathroom to L'eggo her Eggo, both of his parents sat down in front of Harry and looked at him like he had done something wrong before she slammed her hand on the table and asked, "How many times do we have to tell you to stay away from those bars during Spring break? I mean, it's already bad enough to hear that you were drinking everytime the Spring breakers show up! Now, you brought this girl home with you and done the total nasty with her God knows how many times!"

"Okay, Mom! I get the hint! So, what do you want me to do now?", asked Harry before his parents yelled, "TAKE HER HOME NOW!"