Shakespeare

I was sitting in English class the other day

We were about to Read Romeo and Juliet

And I thought sarcastically to myself,

"Oh great, the best one yet!"

I was sitting in English class the other day

And got thinking to myself

"What's the point of the thos and thous?

And why do they have to get married in stealth?"

I was sitting in English class the other day

Sigh! Huff! Puff!

They gave away the ending,

Man this is going to be rough!

I was sitting in English class the other day

The clock just ticking by

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?"

How romantic, I think I'm going to cry.

I sat in English class the other day

My opinion now completely changed.

Shakespeare was a pretty cool guy,

And I guess he wasn't…deranged.