It was inside a hotel room on New Year's Day

That I happen to meet a beautiful woman named Fay.

She was also one of the two naked in bed

And nursing a nasty hangover still pounding in her head.

And when I asked, "Can I call you a cab?",

She looked and said, "Only if you get the tab?"

Then, after I paid for everything, I said to Fay,

"So long and don't forget to have a good day."