It was inside a hotel room on New Year's Day
That I happen to meet a beautiful woman named Fay.
She was also one of the two naked in bed
And nursing a nasty hangover still pounding in her head.
And when I asked, "Can I call you a cab?",
She looked and said, "Only if you get the tab?"
Then, after I paid for everything, I said to Fay,
"So long and don't forget to have a good day."