I hated you, you hated me.

You started the drama. It was your conspiracy.

Get me riled up in jealously,

hope the guy is too dumb to see...


You don't care about anything that isn't you

And maybe getting your daily screw


You're a penny and a dime together,

worthless, hot, and two-faced all-together

You're easier than 1, 2,3

Sleazier than a dog in heat

Cold like a winter's night

Hot to the touch like the devil's home, high as a kite, it's your comfort zone.

You stand for hours on end waiting under mistletoes

You're a snake, but you look like a doe.

This is who you are, what do you know?

When we add it all up, you're just a...


There's a reason your kind rhymes with smut,

I don't wanna know what you've sucked

You lost your V-Card in the sixth grade

to a high school sophomore named Dave


You're a disgrace to the Earth,

I'll tell you how much your two cents are worth


You're a penny and a dime together,

worthless, hot, and two-faced all-together

You're easier than 1, 2,3

Sleazier than a dog in heat

Cold like a winter's night

Hot to the touch like the devil's home, high as a kite, it's your comfort zone.

You stand for hours on end waiting under mistletoes

You're a snake, but you look like a doe.

This is who you are, what do you know?

When we add it all up, you're just a...


You're brain stopped functioning long ago...

when you stopped wearing something down below

Your skirts are so short that they're practically belts

You can bring your boyfriend collection to show & Tell

Erik, Blake, Ryan, and Pete.

Jonathan, Gregory and Zeke

In total there's seven,

1 for each minute in heaven.

They claim that "they love her"

When they don't know about each other

They all have six-pack abs.

What happens when they catch your crabs?


You're a penny and a dime together,

worthless, hot, and two-faced all-together

You're easier than 1, 2,3

Sleazier than a dog in heat

Cold like a winter's night

Hot to the touch like the devil's home, high as a kite, it's your comfort zone.

You stand for hours on end waiting under mistletoes

You're a snake, but you look like a doe.

This is who you are, what do you know?

When we add it all up, you're just a penny and a dime together,

worthless, hot, and two-faced all-together

You're easier than 1, 2,3

Sleazier than a dog in heat

Cold like a winter's night

Hot to the touch like the devil's home, high as a kite, it's your comfort zone.

You stand for hours on end waiting under mistletoes

You're a snake, but you look like a doe.

This is who you are, what do you know?

When we add it all up, you're just a...

I can't finish you're too intimidating

I see you in the halls at school, but I'm too afraid to speak.