Announcer: Standing with arms crossed in center of stage, wearing a scarf around neck.
Haven't you always wanted a quick way to get rich? Well! Do we have a solution for you! We created the Le Sac de Riche for your own convenient use!
Model: Holds up purse in ridiculous poses behind the announcer.
Announcer: With this new state of the art printer, which is disguised to look like a purse so you can cheat the government, you can now buy virtually anything you want. Take a look at this happy customer. Announcer points to customer behind them.
Arrogant shopper: points at everything. I want everything here. Ah, including this! Grabs announcer's scarf.
Announcer: Yeah that, however, is not for sale.
Arrogant shopper: Oh yeah? Say that to my money, son. Reach into purse and throws money into the air.
Announcer: We'll even deliver it to you in a dark alley!
Thief: Walks through dark alleyway and hands announcer the purse.
Announcer: See! it's just that easy!
Government Official: Excuse me, i'm a government official, and i've been in this commercial the entire time.
Announcer: And if you call in the next ten minutes we will throw in a free tazzer, so you can handle yourself in situations like this. Zaps Government Official.
Government Official: Lays on the ground.
Announcer: Call 1-800-cheat-the-government for additional information today! That's 1-800-cheat-the-government. All Procedes go to starving babies in Africa. Buy a Le Sac de Riche today! We're helping out, because innocent babies are dying. Steal from our government to help theirs.