There once was a cat named charlie
who looked like he should ride a harlee
His owner was dumb
So he went and got a gun
now charlee is no more
For
the owner you see,
thought that such misery
as a cat without
might be cured in a bout
of death and so

the cat now resides
in heaven and besides
he's a harlee like no other

so let this lesson tether
itself to your thoughts so
in heaven even cats can ride cycles, oh.