I'm not good at doing much of anything. I get average grades in my classes, I'm not in any sports or extracurricular activities, I speak French, but not fluently, and I don't even write very well. There's nothing spectacular about me. All I really do is write these dumb stories; fluffy fanfictions, angst-filled "poems," and woeful tales of my life.
My walls are covered in obscure posters. I hunch over my keyboard for hours a day. I spend my time playing videogames or reading. I used to play guitar every so often, but I don't really anymore. I sing to myself when I'm alone, but doesn't everyone?
I'm sorry, but I can't give you any decent advice.
I'm sorry, but all I can do is listen.
I can't really do much else except talk out of my ass and try to find an example of a relevant situation I was in.
No matter how hard I try, I can never find the right words to say. I can formulate a sentence in my brain, but it always comes out a differently than planned, not to mention how I never know what to say in any situation.
But I can give you a mouth that will always spout support and encouragement, a personal cheerleader, someone who will always be on your side. A mouth that will never berate you or make fun of you for the things you love. A mouth that will try and make you laugh the hardest when you're sobbing.
I can give you a pair of ears to vent to, a shoulder to cry on, a lap to sit in, arms to cuddle in. I won't judge you or make fun of you for anything you say, think, or do. If I poke fun at you, I don't mean any harm; I just want to see a smile on your face. If you don't like what I'm doing, I'll stop it immediately and make a conscious effort to never do it again in your presence.
In short, you can always rely on me, you can always trust me.
I will never leave you.
I will never let you go.