Verse 1

The weight of your bones crushing me was nothing compared

To the weight on my chest when I learnt you're a player.

Now I can picture it all perfectly in my head.

The next silly fool pinned down under you on the bed.

Chorus

Well, I'm just glad that you'd finally have to keep your filthy hands off me.

And I'm just glad that you and I said goodbye and are never meant to be.

I'm no longer sad,

I'm not even mad.

You think I'd hurt bad

But I'm just glad,

Yeah, I'm just glad.

Verse 2

I ruined my first kiss but I saved my life in exchange.

Don't you worry, sorry, you're not even worth revenge.

And I get the strength to forget all you ever said

When I picture your ex pinned under you on your bed.

Chorus

Well, I'm just glad that you'd finally have to keep your filthy hands off me.

And I'm just glad that you and I said goodbye and are never meant to be.

I'm no longer sad,

I'm not even mad.

You think I'd hurt bad

But I'm just glad,

Yeah, I'm just glad.

Bridge

I'm just glad that you didn't waste any more of my precious time

Painting pictures of a life punctuated by Wedding Bell chimes.

Yeah, I can't take back those conversations during afternoons.

And I can't take back texting you while staring at the moon.

But I'm just glad that it all ended soon.

Yeah, I'm just glad that it all ended soon.

Chorus

Well, I'm just glad that you'd finally have to keep your filthy hands off me.

And I'm just glad that you and I said goodbye and are never meant to be.

I'm no longer sad,

I'm not even mad.

You think I'd hurt bad

But I'm just glad,

Yeah, I'm just glad.