Verse 1

Horny like a fucking rabbit,

You had this annoying habit

Of feeling me up at the slightest chance.

Then you walked away, not a second glance.

Chorus

Well, I sure hope your hand's as good as my lips,

Hope you're having fun with your clubbed fingertips.

Hope the panting girl on your computer screen

Satisfies you more than the one you once pinned

Against the wall and on the bed.

Well, now that's all been done and said.

Bro, you're on your own, I'm afraid!

Verse 2

Yeah, you'll replace me pretty soon.

She'll make you swell like a balloon.

And once she's put out, you'll stop putting up

With her, insert excuse, (sigh) so much for love!

Chorus

Well, I sure hope your hand's as good as my lips,

Hope you're having fun with your clubbed fingertips.

Hope the panting girl on your computer screen

Satisfies you more than the one you once pinned

Against the wall and on the bed.

Well, now that's all been done and said.

Bro, you're on your own, I'm afraid!

Bridge

Horny like a fucking rabbit,

Boy, you had me worshipping your feet,

Trying to satisfy your every need,

Did everything you wanted, I was that stupid!

Will give it to you, you used me well,

Wore the perfect mask, cast the perfect spell,

Made promises of forever and I fell.

Now I'm back up, and you can go to Hell.

Chorus

And I sure hope your hand's as good as my lips,

Hope you're having fun with your clubbed fingertips.

Hope the panting girl on your computer screen

Satisfies you more than the one you once pinned

Against the wall and on the bed.

Well, now that's all been done and said.

Bro, you're on your own, I'm afraid!