- 2015 -
November 17, 1989
Megan Michelle was the daughter of Mandie and Adrian, now with step-mom Mary Russell. She was born a year before Mary started solving mysteries and ten years after Mandie started studying for an MBA.
"Welcome to year one. We are going to see Prancer."
Kimmy Sylvester was so inspired by a fan of Rebecca Harrell Tickell that she said, "I can't wait to have my baby in less than a month from now, so I won't have to be theirs."
"It has to be a miscarriage," said another fan.
Bobby and Kimmy had a miscarriage, but we don't care, it's your first Christmas! Bob and Kim are what you would call shy, quiet, and reserved writers who socialize with everyone and everybody, but who only care about children if the children are mature, adult prodigies. They never told me anything. I have never heard of those people before in my entire life. I don't know who those people are. I just know, that is probably them. Have you ever interacted with a YouTube user? They might be what is known as a YouTube user. YouTube "doesn't care", just, "don't care", about Sarah J. Parent, okay? She is going to be Jake Gyllenhaal, because she already is. Those are called internet celebrities. That might be what Fall Out Boy is. That is why people can't stand them.
So if you are an internet celebrity, then it means you are quiet. A lot of famous people or public figures want to get into internet celebrity so that they can shut off, but they still want attention from the public.
I'm actually so happy too that xSJPx isn't Jake Gyllenhaal. Do you know why? I can name two reasons why she is not Jake Gyllenhaal.
2) Not as old as Sara Bareilles but wants to be older than Sara Bareilles.
She could be younger than me. She can move. If she really wants to, then she can. If you want to care, you try to care, then you will care about her first, only her, and not/never/instead of me. I do have free will, but I shouldn't tell a computer that. The Arctic Monkeys and their same-year fans are always before us. We don't have one. We don't have any. We just don't have any. At least, I don't, because I don't want. Her name is Vanessa Anne Hutchinson and hers are the called the Jonas Brothers, not Busted, unless your name is Mila Kunis or Carrie Underwood.
Your name is "I want to be a writer," isn't it? I'm going to ask you, "what do you want to be?" and you are going to answer, "I want to be a writer." That's not what I am. I don't want to be a writer. I am not a writer, and I do not want to be one. I know math. Math is what I know.
"No, it's him."
"No, I am not going to the world cup."
What do you think those are about? What do you think they are doing in there, and what do you want me to do about it? First, first of all, firstly, I am a writer, but it is not what I want to be. We are going to have to talk about work, careers, and jobs. I heard that you want a career change. Do you think you are going to get it? You got math. You can have math. You have math.
And that is not Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Her name is Sarah J. Parent and she shares the same name as Sara Crewe, or Samantha Parkington, and Sara Bareilles. She is not an American, and she is "higher" than Gilmore Girls' immaturity. That means she really is Jake Gyllenhaal, just as I suspected. Like you care. This is what a writer is. Is this what I want? 28 years. This is the first year. It can be 1915, or it can be 2015. We can rewrite this chapter. 28 records are how many chapters you want your first chapter book to be if you are learning how to write. They are not done trying to teach "me" how to be quiet to be talkative, or how to be talkative to be quiet? I can see why Daughtry is so bipolar.
I really am Sir Arthur Conan Doyle writing Sherlock Holmes, but I was not him or his. That is a celebration. If you are 39 to 42 years old in 2027 to 2030 then I want to party with you, Michelle, Eric, and Ashley while watching soccer on TV this June 22 and June 26.
What are we looking for again? What are we trying to find again? The remote. The remote control. What are we here for again? Who are we doing this with again? It must be for hit record and some Joe person.