We're just friends hanging out.

What exactly was that kiss about?

I hold no feelings towards you?

Sorry that me you didn't woo.


This is incest if you think about it enough

You're my brother in everything except in blood.

But soon you won't even be my friend.

I've tried everything; I'm at wit's end.


Don't call me baby, I'm not a kid.

Don't call me your angel, ain't that innocent.

I'm not your sweetheart, it's not the fourteenth.

I'll throw those roses back at your feet.

I'm not yours, I don't belong to you.

Get it through your skull, I'm not your boo.

Don't call me sugar, I'm not that sweet.

You ain't prince charming, just peasant ugly.

You ain't my beau, I ain't your girl.

You're just an oyster trying to steal my pearl


Why can't you ever understand?

You will never be my man.

I don't love you, you can't read

The atmosphere; I want you to leave.


The friendzone really isn't enough

I'll write my rejection in your blood.

I'm not your friend, just a person you stalk.

While I'm innocently going on my walk.


Don't call me baby, I'm not a kid.

Don't call me your angel, ain't that innocent.

I'm not your sweetheart, it's not the fourteenth.

I'll through those roses back at your feet.

I'm not yours, I don't belong to you.

Get it through your skull, I'm not your boo.

Don't call me sugar, I'm not that sweet.

You ain't prince charming, just peasant ugly.

You ain't my beau, I ain't your girl.

You're just an oyster trying to steal my pearl


Don't call me a hot chick, I'm not a bird.

If I'm a sweet pea, you're a turd.

I'm only sunshine if you're the moon,

We'll never be together anytime soon.

I'm not your honey, and don't you forget.

Smoochy-kins is the worst one I've heard yet.

Don'y call me "bella," Don't call me "Dolce"

You've got to be kidding me…

I'm your entire world?

How sweet! Now step away from my pearl.