Ode to my Mailbox
By Pie

Oh, how I love you mailbox
You're as devoted as a fox
Bringing me mail
You I will hail
If I need to send a letter
My choice is you, the better
Gleaming in the light
And all throughout the night
Standing guard upon your hill
You ought to write up a bill
You certainly deserve a payment hefty
In the dust, I'm not lefty
You are my bestest friend
I know I'll have you 'til the end
The flag you carry is oh so red
It signals to me that you aren't dead
You understand me like no one does
I clean you when you're covered in fuzz
Made from wood of a hickory tree
Please my dear mailbox, won't you marry me?

A/N: Thank you. ::bows:: It's actually much funnier when I read it, but you'll just have to get over that, won't you? Review! Read my other stuff too. Please?