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Her exquisite gown floating gently down the aisle
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A tender, loving and slipping the ring on hers
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She lifts her veil…
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The words "… now kiss the bride"
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This may seem the easiest of jobs but…
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It's the hardest to gain that essential
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Element
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Of perfection!

Is it easy, is it not?
Is this just my rotten lot?
Exactly how can this be easy?
All that pressure makes me queasy!

On many a walk I venture upon…
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Hill upon hill, stone upon stone…
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Convoluted, twisted branches…
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Emerald green against brilliant blue…
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Click!
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The only real work here…
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Is that that's hard to find…
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Simple…
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Patience.

Is it easy, is it not?
Is this my money-making plot?
But just how can it be rotten?
We can't let beauty be forgotten!