Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
Then Jill came tumbling after

Jack then said
"Are you messed up in the head? Why did you come after me?"
Jill turned and said to Jack
"Because I will always have your back"

So Jack and Jill
Went back up the hill
To fetch another pail of water
Jack looked at Jill
Then looked at the hill
And burst into laughter

He obviously hit his head way too hard