Dear cat person stay away from me

I've got a mean bite and lots of fleas

Don't you know that the feral life ain't sweet

Dear cat person stay away from me

Did you think you can lure me with fish?

Do you think I'll purr all over you as you wish?

Gosh why can't humans get FIVs

Dear cat person stay away from me

Dear cat person you're too close

Invading my territory is what I hate the most

Give you a lil scratch you're up and crying

Should have side order you some rabies then you'd be dying

Dear cat person stay away from me

Sometimes you just have to let ferals be