Britches of bad ass
You know the ones I'm talking about
The ones that make your butt look just right,
They fit perfect and make you feel good
Those britches, the ones they say you are too big for.
I say be too big for them
Smart off and stand up
Be the boss
Be kick ass
wear your britches of bad ass and laugh
dance, sing, stand up
and be the super-hero in her Britches of Bad Ass!
Wonder woman had bracers of invisibility but I say
we should be seen instead!
I bet she would have rather had a pair of these britches.