Britches of bad ass

You know the ones I'm talking about

those Jeans!

The ones that make your butt look just right,

They fit perfect and make you feel good

Those britches, the ones they say you are too big for.

I say be too big for them

Smart off and stand up

Be the boss

Be kick ass

wear your britches of bad ass and laugh

dance, sing, stand up

and be the super-hero in her Britches of Bad Ass!

Wonder woman had bracers of invisibility but I say

we should be seen instead!

I bet she would have rather had a pair of these britches.