Seize the Day, check! Already done!

Like a tazer I do my best to stun

you with my dazzling charm,

a hundred suitors on my arms.


A ball in jeans, a paper clip crown

Eight-dollar dress, not quite a gown.

But I'm still better than the silicon princess

They watch me with more interest.


Pledge your allegiance to the queen,

Bad to the A to double S, see?

Now everybody, sing my song.

Dance to the beat, all night long.

The awesome me outshines the rest,

Stealing their hearts from east to west.

Best lyrics in the land,

This genius has a high demand!

Now get on your knees, bow to me.

This is the reign of Arsinoë, the queen!


Here I come, dark horse in rags.

All of you raise your white flags.

Fiercely fighting for control

World domination, the ultimate goal.


Headphones in my ears as I give my speech,

To the world I'm laying siege.

From Japan to Uruguay,

Everyone will know my name


Pledge your allegiance to the queen,

Bad to the A to double S, see?

Now everybody, sing my song.

Dance to the beat, all night long.

The awesome me outshines the rest,

Stealing their hearts from east to west.

Best lyrics in the land,

This genius has a high demand!

Now get on your knees, bow to me.

This is the reign of Arsinoë, the queen!


My flag is raised high!

Forever waving in the sky!

A legend, a hero, a champion!

Best lover; half-Italian


Pledge your allegiance to the queen,

Bad to the A to double S, see?

Now everybody, sing my song.

Dance to the beat, all night long.

The awesome me outshines the rest,

Stealing their hearts from east to west.

Best lyrics in the land,

This genius has a high demand!

Now get on your knees, bow to me.

Long Live Arsinoë the queen!