by Jimmy "Mack Daddy" Duchene

I woke up this morning
Smelled something dead
I knew in an instant
I wouldn't be GETTING NOTHING IN BED!

Those Brown Bed Blues
Those Brown Bed Blues
I dropped a deuce
On those Brown Bed Blues
I know I ain't no Doctor Seuss
Oh, those Brown Bed Blues

No morning quickie
No gobbling the knob
My woman turned her back to me
And said, "GET YOUR ASS TO YOUR JOB!"

Those Brown Bed Blues
Those Brown Bed Blues
I dropped a deuce
On those Brown Bed Blues
I know I ain't no Doctor Seuss
Oh, those Brown Bed Blues

It came without warning
It sure wasn't fun
When I thought I was finished
TURNS OUT I WASN'T DONE

Those Brown Bed Blues
Those Brown Bed Blues
I dropped a deuce
On those Brown Bed Blues
I know I ain't no Doctor Seuss
Oh, those Brown Bed Blues

Now my baby's done left me
My dog's up and died
My guitar's in escrow
And I'm still PERCOLATING INSIDE!

Those Brown Bed Blues
Those Brown Bed Blues
I dropped a deuce
On those Brown Bed Blues
Bubba Wallace is telling you
"No noose is good noose!"
Those Brown Bed Blues