Chorus

I'm gonna help you steal what you can't keep,

Cause I love what they do to little thieves.

I'm gonna help you steal what isn't yours,

Cause I love what they prescribe as a cure.

Verse 1

Oh, you go girl,

Fingers crossed,

Oh, you go girl,

Like a boss!

You don't even have the guts to say it,

So how can you expect him to play it?

You do the opposite of my advice,

You get your hopes up, well I've warned you twice,

But if you don't listen,

To my warnings, well, then,

Chorus

I'm gonna help you steal what you can't keep,

Cause I love what they do to little thieves.

I'm gonna help you steal what isn't yours,

Cause I love what they prescribe as a cure.

Verse 2

Oh, you go girl,

Go get him!

Oh, you go girl,

Chase your dreams!

You try to get closer and change his mind.

Doll, he doesn't like games, you're set to find.

Say it out straight, love starts with honesty,

But you're taking your sweet time, so trust me,

You'll get your heart broken,

If that's what you want, then,

Chorus

I'm gonna help you steal what you can't keep,

Cause I love what they do to little thieves.

I'm gonna help you steal what isn't yours,

Cause I love what they prescribe as a cure.

Bridge

I hate blind optimists,

Sorry, I'm such a bitch,

Your face could use my fists,

Your words make my brain twitch.

(Spoken) Yeah, I don't like you. But whatever.

Chorus

I'm gonna help you steal what you can't keep,

Cause I love what they do to little thieves.

I'm gonna help you steal what isn't yours,

Cause I love what they prescribe as a cure.

Chorus

I'm gonna help you steal what you can't keep,

Cause I love what they do to little thieves.

I'm gonna help you steal what isn't yours,

Cause I love what they prescribe as a cure.