Verse 1

It all comes back to me in a flash.

Took your pick-up truck to pick up that lash.

And she forgot her scarf on your dash,

Among your cigarettes and other trash.

I found it sitting right there.

Oh, what a nightmare!

I got the hell out of there,

Now see if I care!

Chorus

Howdy, cowboy, still walking in the same old boots

I flung at you, screamin' don't you ever set foot,

Within ten yards, of my farm or I swear I'll shoot

Your stupid balls, off your trousers right from their roots!

Yeah, I swear I'll shoot.

Verse 2

All you got is a barn full of lies.

You've got an excuse when I say goodbye.

It took me too long to realize

That you're playing me if I'm playing nice.

So here's what I've gotta say.

We're so done today.

Don't care what you're gonna say.

Boy, I'm on my way.

Chorus

Howdy, cowboy, still walking in the same old boots

I flung at you, screamin' don't you ever set foot,

Within ten yards, of my farm or I swear I'll shoot

Your stupid balls, off your trousers right from their roots!

Yeah, I swear I'll shoot.

Bridge

Got a loaded gun,

Gonna be the one,

To teach them girls just how it's done.

So if you have learned,

How your truck was burned,

Don't walk this way, take a U-turn.

Trust me!

Howdy!

Chorus

Howdy, cowboy, still walking in the same old boots

I flung at you, screamin' don't you ever set foot,

Within ten yards, of my farm or I swear I'll shoot

Your stupid balls, off your trousers right from their roots!

Yeah, I swear I'll shoot.

Chorus

Howdy, cowboy, still walking in the same old boots

I flung at you, screamin' don't you ever set foot,

Within ten yards, of my farm or I swear I'll shoot

Your stupid balls, off your trousers right from their roots!

Yeah, I swear I'll shoot.