Author's note: This piece is based on a dream I had a while ago and was originally posted on Tumblr.

Route 5
Misty Point
Time Travel Bus
Says the glowing sign above the windows
I see it go by
Through the thick L. A. fog
What the heck? I think
Perhaps it will drop me off before I even leave
Now that would come in handy
I ask the driver, but he says no
Route 5 can cross the city
In under fifteen minutes
Seems like time travel, right?

Jesus, what a rip-off.