Lenin: I can't belive you brought this imperialist monster here
Metternich: I can't belive this Communist could win a revolution. God is against him and for us. Down with universities!
Hitler: Metternich, you're an Aryan, Why don't you join us and crush this slav scum.
Brown: Calm down, we don't want a fight.
Hitler: Says the half Celt. Ungodly mongrel.
Plato: And an artist. I say we banish him from the Republic.
Lenin: Republic isn't Good enough, We need to dethrone the Bourgeise as well as the monarchy.
Metternich: Republic is the spawn of the devil
Hitler: It hides the weak from the strong.
Hilter, Metternich, Lenin: Let him drink hemlock
Plato: My apology. Lets get rid of the artist first.
Hilter: He deserves to be a slave.
Lenin: No one deserves slavery.
Hitler: The weak deserve slavery.
Metternich: Slavery is condoned by God.
Lenin: God, shmod.
Metternich: Why you little!
Hitler: That's it! Trounce the slav.
Metternich: You would give everyone a job in your machine! Vagrants deserve hanging!
(The three of them come to blows.)
Plato: Ethan, I really think you should turn to philosophy.
Brown: I am an artist.
Plato: (slaps brown in the face. They come to blows)
Mussolini: Can't we all just get along!?