A/N: Sums up my multi-chap fanfiction writing experience so far :P


(To the tune of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz)

It's time to write write write write
Get this chapter up tonight night night night
Work in the dark without a light light light light
Get this done, I maybe just might might might
Yeah yeah
'Cause my brain is over stressed
I'm getting a bit depressed
Yeah

I throw my pencil in the air sometimes
Saying ay-oh, this is hard, bro
Snap it in half and satisfaction's mine
Singing ay-oh, writer's block, yo
And then I'll go to work
So di-li-gent-ly
Have to get this right
Fingers getting tight
This is why I can't
Write my own ideas
'Cause just fanfiction
Causes these ordeals

It's time to post post post post
Otherwise, I will be toast toast toast toast
Weekly updates, why'd I boast boast boast boast?
Broke my promise, hate the most most most most
Yeah yeah
'Cause I can't update on time
My reputation's on the line
Yeah

I throw my keyboard in the air sometimes
Saying ay-oh, can't take no mo'e
Slam down the mouse and satisfaction's mine
Singing ay-oh, this won't work, no
Have to rewrite it all
One last read through
Now edit again
Act'lly, make that two
Just can't burst the dam
In my creative flow
And my writer's muse
Sauntered out the door

Gotta get it all up
Can't leave any missing pieces
My multi-chaps left strung up
Because of all the dang plot bunnies
Why can't I
Seem to focus
On one story
For any length of time
Any length of time
A long length of time

I throw my pencil in the air
Keyboard in the air
I throw my tablet in the air air air air

I throw my mobile in the air sometimes
Saying ay-oh, write on the go
Bang on the screen and satisfaction's mine
Singing ay-oh, cracked the glass, whoa
I gotta get this done
Readers on my tail
Five more minutes, Mom!
Can't just let this fail
Maybe I should plan
Where the plot goes first
'Cause when I let it hang
I just feel the worst