Sara is perfect

She has no flaws, unlike me

She's got flowing blonde hair

And a body to die for

She smiles all the time

And her words flow like water

Like a phrase from a Hallmark card

She doesn't care

She has her degree

And her wits could destroy you

In such little time

She's Helen of Sparta

And Mother Theresa

All wrapped in one

She's a doll

She's a beauty

You wish that

She was yours

She's so unlike me

In so many ways

I wish I was Sara

And not me.