Dear Diary,

Papa bought you for me as a gift last Christmas. I never actually thought I'd use you, honestly. I don't know what it was that made me want to start writing, but after looking for two hours to find you, I started writing this sorry excuse of an intro.

I should introduce myself (just in case my diary gets published anytime in the future). My name is Ande. I'm 17 years old and I have two fathers: Adam and Max. My dad, Max, is a plastic surgeon and my papa, Adam, is a journalist at a small local magazine called "The Hercules". By day they are two normal career men, but by night they run a nightclub. My papa is the headlining star for the club. His drag name is Katerina. The club is in West Hollywood, where we live. I play soccer and I'm hella gay too.

There really isn't much else about me than that. So sit back and relax.