I cover my third eye up with makeup

My makeup is a skewed

I'm an adult in two pigtails

And all because I"m a closet freak

There's a skeleton in my body that is covered up by skin

I stuff my giant feet into tiny little shoes

My hair is a mess but I wear a hat

It's because I'm a closet freak

I am four foot eight but I wear eight inch heals

My contacts cover two slightly different colored eyes

My favorite word is 'moist'

All because I'm a closet freak

I have several (unseen) diseases

My writings are often erotic

But I'm the quietest girl at work

And all because I'm a closet freak.