I got a picture of you smiling
And it made me start thinking
Back to that day on the beach
When you were wearing a peach
Colored bikini and looked so stunning.
That very image of your beauty in my mind
Is making writing this type of letter kind
Of hard to do but I have to do it anyway
Because you are still so far away
And in lieu of the fact that this is unkind.
You see, I was with my mom and dad
At the mall and they saw how sad
This long distance relationship of ours is
Making me and invited this new girl Kris
Walker for lunch which made me so glad.
And we had so much fun together before
I got down on one knee and done the chore
Of asking her to be my bride and she
Started crying tears of joy and said to me
The word 'yes' which pleased me to the core.
What I am trying to say is that I do not wish
To waste my life and start smelling like a fish
Waiting for you to come home and start a new
Life with me because that dream just flew
Away to some other couple who is Thirtyish.
In short, I am going to marry Kris Walker and
I hope that you would be able to understand.