[Verse One]

(Cheerfully Whistling)

I'm ah pondering the life ya got.
And I'm ah looking at that wife ya got.
Now I'm ah thinking bout the knife ya got.
I doodle lee doo~

This night was gory boo... (whoo, oooo, ooo.)
Her flesh smells like zoo... (whoo, oooo, oooo.)
I couldn't help but stare in shock at what he did to you! (whoo oooo oooo.)

(Cheerfully whistling)

[Verse Two]

He swung the axe and gave it all he got.
Expression made me think you smoked some pot.
Now, I'm ah think'in bout ya tears and shock.
I doodle lee doo~

Saw what he did to you... (whoo, oooo, oooo.)
That killer sees me too... (whooo, oooo, oooo.)
I want to run but stare in shock at what he did to you! (Whoo, oooo, oooo.)

(Cheerful whistling)

[Verse Three]

He approached me with a knife in hand.
I said, well "How ya doing Uncle Dan?"
He said, "Oh, howdy Ricky you my man.
I doodle lee doo~

Dan and I are close as glue... (Whoo, oooo, oooo.)
But I still wanted to slaughter you... (Whoo, oooo, oooo.)
I couldn't help but feel upset I can't kill both of you! (Whoo, oooo, oooo.)

(Cheerfully Whistling)