CHAPTER 1

(SETTING) [ACTION] {MONOLOGUE}

"Living in an average house, my life has always been average. Yes, I like being an average person. Not too high of a person but not to low of a person too. I want to be a neutral guy. With that, I have no problems. Oh,I almost forgot to introduce myself. I'm Nakamura Sora. I have a big sister on our family. It's a pain though."

Yukina: Hey damn little brother, who are you calling a pain, huh!?

Sora: Oh. This is for my paragraph introduction. Don't worry, I won't erase this.

Yukina:Erase it now!

Sora: You want me to write your name? "My sister's name is Nakamura Yukina. She is a kind person."

Yukina: I'm glad you thought me of that! Continue your paragraph!

Sora:"But my fellow classmates, she is to be compared to a machine gun when she's angry. Please don't make her mad."

Yukina: Hey, wanna die now?!

Sora: AHHH! It hurts! Cut it out!

Yukina: Wanna die, huh!?

Sora: I-I won't die u-until...

Yukina: Until!?

Sora: I touch someone's boobs!

Yukina: Huh? What do you think are you saying in front of me?!

Sora: Finally, you stopped it. Are you gonna crack my head!?

Yukina: Yeah! Finish your essay now! Hmph!

[leaves]

(THE NEXT DAY)

(ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL; 7:45 am)

Sora: Crap! I'm late! Gotta hurry! Oh, gramps! Sorry for that.

Old person: Hey!

Sora: Bye bye!

(Takamagaoka Academy Class 2-C ; 8:00 am)

Kureto: Hey everyone! We have a new transfer student! Please enter!

[Sora enters]

Girl students: "He's handsome!" "He looks cool!"

Kureto: Please read your introduction paragraph.

Sora: "Living in an average house, my life has always been average. Yes, I like being an average person. Not too high of a person but not to low of a person too. I want to be a neutral guy. With that, I have no problems. Oh,I almost forgot to introduce myself. I'm Nakamura Sora. I have a big sister on our family. It's a pain though. My sister's name is Nakamura Yukina. She is a kind person. But my fellow classmates, she is to be compared to a machine gun when she's angry. Please don't make her mad."

[students laugh]

Girl classmate: What are the things that you love?

Sora: Good question. Hmm... To be precise, I love boobs.

All: Huh?

Sora: Yes! I love boobs! I want to touch them, fondle them, make them a pillow, and the most crucial thing... I want to suck them hard!

Girl classmates: "Kyahh!" "What a turn-off!" "Pervert!"

Sora: But don't judge me because of that. I'm just expressing my feelings. And if that girl who asked that didn't asked that, then I won't say that I love boobs.

Girl classmate: Get out of here!

Sora: Don't be like that. Want me to touch your breasts, woman?

Kureto: A-Anyway, please take your seat anywhere you like.

Sora: Hmm...

Kureto: Class, I want to tell you that...

Sora: I love being near the window. Huh? {A beauty! I, Nakamura Sora, shalt talk to this woman beside me!"} H-Hey, what's your name?

Shizuku: I'm Shizuku. Nice to meet you.

Sora: Y-Yeah, nice to meet you too. {Great, I did it!}

(HALL WAY; 12:15 pm)

Sora: Gotta buy lunch, gotta buy lunch... Gotta buy- Huh? Shizuku?

Shizuku: Stare...

Sora: What are you doing there?

Shizuku: H-Holy mother of G-! Oh, it's just you, boob hunter.

Sora: Hmm... Are you stalking that guy?

Shizuku: Shh!

Stalked guy: Huh?

Shizuku: He almost saw us! Come with me!

(CAFETERIA; 12:30 pm)

Sora: So, do you like that guy?

Shizuku: Shh!

Sora: You're so obvious. Do anyone know that?

Shizuku: N-Not really. He's there!

Sora: Where?

Guy: Oh!

Sora: Oh! Kenichi! Long time, no see!

Shizuku: Huh?

Kenichi: You too! So you've transferred here!

Sora: What class are you?

Kenichi: I'm in the same class as you.

Sora: But I didn't saw you earlier.

Kenichi: I was in the student council meeting.

Sora: Is that so?

Kenichi: Ohh, I didn't know you're already friends with Shizuku. Great development!

Shizuku: No! No! No! We're not friends! I won't be friends with him!

Sora: {Hey, damn woman. That hurt my feeling!} Kenichi, you know what, this girl li-

Shizuku: Oh, Nakamura-kun, there's a mosquito on your mouth. Ahaha! Ahaha!

Kenichi: I'm gonna take my leave now! I still have a lot of work to do. Ciao!

Sora: Don't hit my mouth suddenly!

Shizuku: Because you're gonna tell him!

Sora: I'm not! I was going to tell him that you like to be close with him.

Shizuku: Then he'll notice!

Sora: Don't worry, virgin woman. I'll help you get my friend.

Shizuku: Really?

Sora: Yeah. I'll trigger many events for you two.

Shizuku: That's a promise, okay?

Sora: Yeah. And we'll begin later.

(CLASS 2-C; 3:00 pm)

Sora: Crap, it's still raining.

Kenichi: Sora, wanna go home?

Sora: Sure, you go down first.

Kenichi: Okay.

Sora: [makes eye gestures with Shizuku] {Plan A, start!}

[Kenichi goes up again]

Sora: What's wrong?

Kenichi: My umbrella is gone!

Sora: This is bad! {Ahihihi! I threw your umbrella earlier! Now Shizuku, go home with this man and live happily ever after! Oh, it's early for that.}

Kenichi: How do we go home now?

Shizuku: I-I have an umbrella. W-Wanna share it with me?

Kenichi: Are you willing to?! Thank you! But, how will you go home, Sora?

Sora: I'll go home later. Now both of you should go home now.

Kenichi: Okay then. Shall we, Shizuku?

Shizuku: Y-Yeah.

(HALLWAY; 5:30 pm)

Sora: Crap, the rain isn't stopping. And I think I'm the only one in the school. [lightning lights the whole place and thunder follows] I-I doubt a ghost will be here. Hehe. I'm not scared. Woohoo! {Crap, I'm still in the third floor hallway.} [lightning strikes and this time, electricity went out] {SHIT! The lights are out! Wahh! I wanna go home!} Oh, I should sing a h-happy song.

(HALLWAY 2nd Floor; 5:50 pm)

Sora: "H-Happy, shalalala. I-It's so n-nice to be happy, shalalala. Everybody s-sh- [lightning and thunder flash] WAHH! Huh? WAHH!

(HALLWAY 1st floor; 5:55 pm)

Sora: I'm almost there!

?: Wait up!

Sora: Huh?

?: Why are you running?

Sora: Who are you?

Asuka: I'm Kirisaki Asuka. I'm your classmate, don't you remember?

Sora: O-Oh.

Asuka: I have an umbrella. Wanna go home?

Sora: S-Sure.

Sora: I didn't see you when I was about to go home. Where are you?

Asuka: I'm on the research room. And you, why are you still on the school?

Sora: Well, I don't have an umbrella.

Asuka: Ahaha! You're lucky I'm here!

Sora: {Her smile...It's too cute! I think I like her now!}

Asuka: Is something wrong?

Sora: N-Nothing.

Asuka: Well, your introduction is something to be hated for.

Sora: Sorry about that! One of our classmates asked me and I answered.

Asuka: Well, your answer is to be hated. But, I know you are a good person.

Sora: Is that a compliment?

Asuka: Not really. Ahaha! There's my house. You should stop by for now.

Sora: Are you sure?

Asuka: Yeah. There's no one home right now. Let's have some coffee and let's talk.

Sora: {Whoa! That dating sim line! Is this it? Am I gonna be a man now? Am I gonna be touching breast now?! Wahhhh! I can't contain myself!} S-Sure.

(Kirisaki Household; 6:15 pm)

Sora: Whoa, your house is a bit.. big.

Asuka: Haha. I'm glad. Wait there for a moment, I'm gonna change.

Sora: S-Sure!

(AFTER 30 minutes)

Asuka: Here.

Sora: T-Thank you.

Asuka: I just noticed that you and Shizuku are now friends, huh?

Sora: Y-Yeah.

Asuka: Me and Shizuku are best friends.

Sora: Come to think of it, what is Shizuku's surname?

Asuka: Didn't she tell you?

Sora: Well, not really.

Asuka: Her full name is Minase Shizuku.

Sora: Minase? You mean the richest family in this country this time?!

Asuka: Yeah, she's the second daughter.

Sora: Oh, that's why she looks rich.

Asuka: Shizuku has a lot of suitors, mostly from rich families.

Sora: So, what did she do?

Asuka: She turned them all down. Her heart only is for a certain man.

Sora: That's Kenichi, right?

Asuka: Yeah! How did you know?

Sora: I saw her stalking him earlier in school.

Asuka: Ahahaha! She's doing it all the time yet the others don't notice her. We're the only two who knows it so it's a big secret.

Sora: Well, I can help her. Kenichi's my best friend since elementary.

Asuka: That's great. Wait, how should I call you?

Sora: Hmm.. It's up to you.

Asuka: Then, Naka-cchin.

Sora: Sure!

Asuka: Oh, the rain stopped.

Sora: {Damn rain, why did you stopped!? We're still doing some lovely moments here!} I guess I should go home now.

Asuka: Yeah, you should. Bye-bye Naka-cchin!

Sora: See you tomorrow!

(THE NEXT DAY)

(CLASS 2-C ; 7:15 am)

Sora: Shizuku.

Shizuku: Yes?

Sora: Why are you smirking?

Shizuku: N-No reason!

Sora: {I guess it's the aftermath of yesterday.} Anyway, I have a favor.

Shizuku: What is it?

Sora: Help me with something.

Shizuku: What is it?

Sora: Make Asuka-san fall in love with me.

Shizuku: What!?

-END OF CHAPTER 1-

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