There was this girl named Betty
Who suddenly became so crazy
That they had no choice but to
Put her in a nuthouse and do
This bit of replacing her with Becky.
Now, we know that it was wrong
But it was betty who used the gong
On the head of the boss because she
Figured that the poor guy might be
With a terrorist group who is around too long.
And at first, I thought only those sluts
In sales are the ones who should go nuts
Over that terrorist group nonsense
And let themselves be such a menace.