There was this girl named Betty

Who suddenly became so crazy

That they had no choice but to

Put her in a nuthouse and do

This bit of replacing her with Becky.

Now, we know that it was wrong

But it was betty who used the gong

On the head of the boss because she

Figured that the poor guy might be

With a terrorist group who is around too long.

And at first, I thought only those sluts

In sales are the ones who should go nuts

Over that terrorist group nonsense

And let themselves be such a menace.