Written on 21st July 2017
Dank Memes 3
A meme is a fast spreading idea.
And believe me when I say memes are fast spreading.
Spanning Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram in seconds
Invading every platform of social media
Being remixed, reworked, added upon by hundreds
Being shared amongst the thousands
and LOLed at by the millions
But still dismissed by the billions.
And yes sure memes are jokes
To be made fun of and poked
To cheer you up when you are sad
To advertise some fad
To show noughties kids about Arthur
And nineties kids about Pepe
And eighties kids about Sebastian Stan
(bow down to the meme lord)
And we don't know what the floor is
but we all know we want our pizza BONELESS
and we all know Salt Bae
And the fact that we're all the SAME
And we all know Rain Drop, Drop Top
But Redbone is to blame
and we all know we how to spell Prague
because we're 'Bad Bitches' according to Minaj
And you see a funny face you simply click and type "ME"
and we all call ourselves trash, then turn around and yell "BITCH PLEASE!
I'M FABULOUS!" which just makes us LOL some more
and we're all just freaking rolling, laughing on the floor
And we all know 'Special Snowflakes' are not happy that they lose
And we all know those CNN reporters (pft they're fake news)
And all the reaction vids on Youtube
and Vine is dead so they migrated to IG
And everyone's gluten and fat free
And every youtube channel is Buzzfeed
And every millennial is broke
Because they drink artisanal coffee
But you know house prices are up
And we couldn't afford it anyway bub
So I'm going to eat my avocado in peace
So you can hate but I've said my piece.