You know, I thought that

It really was stupid of

Me to get dressed up

For Halloween because

That stuff is only for kids.

But that was before I

Got talked into taking my

Sister's kids trick or treating

And came upon this one

House with a surprise inside.

That surprise was in the

Form of a sexy brunette

Babe who wore an outfit

That was right out of the

Late Nineteen Sixties.

And when she looked at

Me like she was asking,

"Where is your costume?",

I almost felt the urge to

Zoom home and put on one.