In Indianapolis, Indiana, there was a restaurant called, "Dancing Machine". The inside of the restaurant was 50's themed. A waiter in red was carrying some burger, fries, and a soda. As he got to the table, he sneezed on the food. "What did you do that for?" asked the customer in anger.

"Sorry." replied the waiter, "Here's your meal."

"Eww." grossed out the customer, "I can't eat food where it has been sneezed on. Where's the manager?"

Then a female worker came in, "I'm the manager." she said, "What's going on?"

"Yeah," answered the customer, "He sneezed on my food."

"Restaurant policy states that once the food reach the customer, they keep the food." she replied.

"I want a refund!" he shouted.

"We don't do refunds." the manager replied.

"What's wrong with you weirdos?" replied the customers.

Suddenly, an African-American girl with brown hair, a white fedora, and an outfit similar to one that Michael Jackson's Don't Really Care About Us. Behind her were a Japanese girl with short hair and an outfit similar to the one Michael Jackson wore in Come Together, and finally an Indian girl with hair dyed yellow came in wearing an outfit similar to the one Michael Jackson wore in, "Ghosts, "Not her again!" The manager groaned, "She comes in here all the time.

"You never make me stay

So take your weight off of me

I know your every move

So won't you just let me be

I've been here times before

But I was too blind to see

That I seduce every man

This time I won't seduce he." Diana sang.

"She's saying that's okay

Hey baby do what you please

I have the stuff the you want

I am the thing that you need" sang the Japanese girl

"She looked me deep in the eyes

She's touchin' me so to start

She says there's no turnin' back

She trapped me in her heart" the Indian girl sang.

The 2 girls helped Diana up on a counter top and tossed out all the money from the cash register. Giving them their refunds.

"Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Di-ana, nah

Dirty Diana" the customers cheered.

"Let me be!

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no," the manager sang.

"She likes the boys in the band

She knows when they come to town

Every musician's fan after the curtain comes down" gossiped a customer.

"She waits at backstage doors

For those who have prestige

Who promise fortune and fame

A life that's so carefree" gossiped another.

"I say that's okay

Hey baby do what you want

I'll be your night lovin' thing

I'll be the freak you can taunt

And I don't care what you say

I want to go too far

I'll be your everything

If you make me a star" Diana sang as she got on a table.

"Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Di-ana, nah

Dirty Diana

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana

Diana!

Diana!

Dirty Diana!

It's Diana! Yeah, yeah" everyone cheered.

"I said I have to go home

'Cause I'm real tired you see

But I hate sleppin' alone

Why don't you come with me

I said my baby's at home

I probably worried tonight

I didn't call on the phone to

Say that I'm alright" Diana sang as she gave away free drinks.

"Diana walked up to me,

She said I'm all yours tonight

At that, I ran to the phone

Sayin' baby I'm alright" sang the Japanese girl

"I said but unlock the door.

Because I forgot the key.

She said he's not coming back

Because he's sleeping with me" the Indian girl sang.

"Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Di-ana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Di-ana, nah

Dirty Diana

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!" Everyone cheered.

Then an African American woman who looked like her with curly short hair came in looking angry. "Diana get down from that table!" shouted the lady.

"Okay, Mother," Diana said as her 2 friends helped her out.

Everyone was telling her mother on how she gave them refunds, free drinks, and free desserts. She started to look at her daughter and friends, "Elizabeth, Annie" she said sternly, "You 2 go home and tell your parents what happened."

"Yes, Mrs. Scruse." they replied.

In their home, Mrs. Scruse was still angry. "I can't believe that you've been constantly," she growled.

"The customers wanted a refund." Diana explained, "The girls and I have been going around the neighborhood for 2 years finding places where they have poor customer service and overpriced items that people aren't happy about."

"You know," Mrs. Scruse replied with a smile, "I can't stay mad at you Diana. You gave the customers their refund and they're really happy."

"Ho, oh

My life will never be the same

'Cause girl, you came and changed

The way I walk

The way I talk

I cannot explain the things I feel for you

But girl, you know it's true

Stay with me, fulfill my dreams

And I'll be all you'll need" Mrs. Scruse sang.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels so right (Girl)

I've searched for the perfect love all my life (All my life)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels like I (Like I)

Have finally found her perfect love is mine

(See, I finally found, come on, girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did

And everything I own I give (You rocked my world)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to come by (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Girl)

And everything I own I give (I want you, girl)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine" They both sang.

"In time I knew that love would bring

This happiness to me

I tried to keep my sanity

I waited patiently

Girl, you know it seems

My life is so complete

A love that's true because of you

Keep doing what you do

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think that I (Oh)

Have finally found the perfect love I searched for all

my life (Searched for all my life)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think I'd find

(Whoa, oh, oh)

Such a perfect love that's so right (Whoa, girl)" Diana sang back

"You rocked my world, you know you did

(Come on, come on, come on, come on)

And everything I own I give

The rarest love who'd think I'd find (Girl)

Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world (You rocked my world),

you know you did

And everything I own I give (Girl, girl, girl)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine (Girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Oh)

And everything I own I give (You rocked my world)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world (Oh...), you know you did

And everything I own I give (To rock my world)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine" they both sang.

"Girl, I know that this is love

I felt the magic all in the air

And girl, I'll never get enough

That's why I always have to have you here, hoo" Diana sang.

"You rocked my world (You rocked my world),

you know you did

And everything I own I give

(Look what you did to me, baby, yeah)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

"You rocked my world, you know you did

(Know you did, baby)

And everything I own I give

('Cause you rocked my world)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find (Hoo, hoo)

Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world, you know you did

(The way you talk to me, the way you're lovin' me)

(The way you give it to me)

You rocked my world, you know you did

(Give it to me)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah...yeah...ooh)

You rocked my world (You rocked my world),

you know you did

(You rocked my world, you rocked my world)" they both sang.

"You know you did

(Baby, baby, baby)

And everything I own I give

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world, you know you did

And everything I own I give

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine" Mrs. Scruse sang.

"Oh Mom," Diana said, "You're so sweet."

"What you did," Mrs. Scruse replied, "Your father would've done the same thing too."