Act 1, Scene 1, Restaurant trouble

Cold Opening, Interior, Dream Machine restaurant, Evening

(In Indianapolis, Indiana, there was a restaurant called, "Dancing Machine". The inside of the restaurant was 50's themed. A waiter in red was carrying some burger, fries, and a soda. As he got to the table, he sneezed on the food.)

Customer 1

What did you do that for?

Waiter 1

Sorry

(Gives the customer his food)

Here's your meal.

(Wipes his nose with his sleeve)

Customer 1

Eww!

(Pushes the food aside)

I can't eat food where it has been sneezed on. Where's the manager?

(Lisa the manager comes up to the customer)

Lisa

I'm the manager, what's going on?"

Customer 1

Yeah

(Points to the waiter)

He sneezed on my food.

Lisa

Restaurant policy states that once the food reaches the customer, they keep the food.

(Customer 1 gets irritated and stands up)

Customer 1

I want a refund!

(Lisa glares at Customer 1)

Lisa(Angry)

We don't do refunds.

(Customer 1 gets even more annoyed)

Customer 1(Irritated)

What's wrong with you weirdos?

(Suddenly, Diana(African girl), Annie(Indian girl with hair dyed blonde), and Elizabeth(Japanese girl) come in looking cool)

Lisa(Groaning)

Not her again! She comes in here all the time.

(Dirty Diana)

Diana

You never make her stay

So take your weight off of me

I know your every move

So won't you just let me be

I've been here times before

But I was too blind to see

That I seduce every man

This time I won't seduce he.

Annie

She's saying that's okay

Hey baby do what you please

I have the stuff the you want

I am the thing that you need

Elizabeth

She looked me deep in the eyes

She's touchin' me so to start

She says there's no turnin' back

She trapped me in her heart

(Annie and Elizabeth help Diana up on a countertop and tossed out all the money from the cash register. Giving them their refunds.)

Customers

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Di-ana, nah

Dirty Diana

Let me be!

Lisa

Oh no

Oh no

Oh no

Customer 2(Talking to Customer 3)

She likes the boys in the band

She knows when they come to town

Every musician's fan after the curtain comes down

Customer 3(Talking to customer 2)

She waits at backstage doors

For those who have prestige

Who promise fortune and fame

A life that's so carefree

(Diana, Elizabeth, and Annie start tossing the disgusting food at the waiters)

Diana

I say that's okay

Hey baby do what you want

I'll be your night lovin' thing

I'll be the freak you can taunt

And I don't care what you say

I want to go too far

I'll be your everything

If you make me a star

Customers

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Di-ana, nah

Dirty Diana

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana

Diana!

Diana!

Dirty Diana!

It's Diana! Yeah, yeah

(Lisa gets horrified by this and gets out her cell phone)

Diana(Giving away free drinks)

I said I have to go home

'Cause I'm real tired you see

But I hate sleppin' alone

Why don't you come with me

I said my baby's at home

I probably worried tonight

I didn't call on the phone to

Say that I'm alright

Elizabeth

Diana walked up to me,

She said I'm all yours tonight

At that, I ran to the phone

Sayin' baby I'm alright

Annie

I said but unlock the door.

Because I forgot the key.

She said he's not coming back

Because he's sleeping with me

Customers(Cheering for her)

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Di-ana, nah

(Diana stands on a table and dances)

Customers

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Diana, nah

Dirty Di-ana, nah

Dirty Diana

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

(Then Diana's mother, "Billie Jean" comes in. She finds Lisa in horror and learns what Diana was doing)

(Diana turns her head to see her mother furious)

Billie Jean(Anger)

Diana get down from that table!

Diana(Depresed)

Okay, Mother,"

Annie and Elizabeth helped her down from a table she was standing on.

Customer 3

I finally got my refund

Customer 2

Diana is the Robin Hood of restaurants

Customer 1

You can say that again

(The customers start to leave. Annie, Elizabeth, and Diana walked up to Billie Jean while looking down)

Billie Jean

Elizabeth Koide(Elizabeth looks up)

Ananda Kibe(Annie looks up)

You 2 go home and tell your parents what happened.

Annie and Elizabeth

Yes, Mrs. Scruse.

(Annie and Elizabeth walk off while waving, "Bye" to Diana)

Cut to

Interior, Scruse Apartment, Evening

(Billie Jean and Diana return home where Billie Jean is still angry at Diana)

Billie Jean

"I can't believe that you've been constantly going to that disgusting restaurant"

(Diana sits down on a chair and takes off her hat)

Diana

The customers wanted a refund, the girls and I have been going around the neighborhood for 2 years finding places where they have poor customer service and overpriced items that people aren't happy about.

(Billie Jean stops being angry and sits on the sofa)

Billie Jean(Smiling)

You know, I can't stay mad at you Diana. You gave the customers their refund and they're really happy.

(You Rock My World)

Billie Jean

Ho, oh

My life will never be the same

'Cause girl, you came and changed

The way I walk

The way I talk

I cannot explain the things I feel for you

But girl, you know it's true

Stay with me, fulfill my dreams

And I'll be all you'll need

Diana

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels so right (Girl)

I've searched for the perfect love all my life (All my life)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels like I (Like I)

Have finally found her perfect love is mine

(See, I finally found, come on, girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did

And everything I own I give (You rocked my world)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to come by (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Girl)

And everything I own I give (I want you, girl)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Both

Someone like you to call mine

"In time I knew that love would bring

This happiness to me

I tried to keep my sanity

I waited patiently

Girl, you know it seems

My life is so complete

A love that's true because of you

Keep doing what you do

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think that I (Oh)

Have finally found the perfect love I searched for all

my life (Searched for all my life)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think I'd find

(Diana stands up)

Diana

(Whoa, oh, oh)

(She walks up to her mother)

Such a perfect love that's so right (Whoa, girl)

(Diana helps Billie Jean up)

Both

You rocked my world, you know you did

(Come on, come on, come on, come on)

And everything I own I give

The rarest love who'd think I'd find (Girl)

Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

You rocked my world (You rocked my world),

you know you did

And everything I own I give (Girl, girl, girl)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine (Girl)

You rocked my world, you know you did (Oh)

And everything I own I give (You rocked my world)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world (Oh...), you know you did

And everything I own I give (To rock my world)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine

Billie Jean

Girl, I know that this is love

I felt the magic all in the air

And girl, I'll never get enough

That's why I always have to have you here, hoo

Both

You rocked my world (You rocked my world),

you know you did

And everything I own I give

(Look what you did to me, baby, yeah)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine (You rocked my world)

"You rocked my world, you know you did

(Know you did, baby)

And everything I own I give

('Cause you rocked my world)

The rarest love who'd think I'd find (Hoo, hoo)

Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world, you know you did

(The way you talk to me, the way you're lovin' me)

(The way you give it to me)

You rocked my world, you know you did

(Give it to me)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah...yeah...ooh)

You rocked my world (You rocked my world),

you know you did

(You rocked my world, you rocked my world.)

Billie Jean

You know you did

(Baby, baby, baby)

And everything I own I give

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine

You rocked my world, you know you did

And everything I own I give

The rarest love who'd think I'd find

Someone like you to call mine.

Diana

Oh, Mom, You're so sweet.

(Walks up to her daughter)

Billie Jean

What you did, your father would've done the same thing too.

(They both share a big hug)

End Scene