Wait. What do you mean?

I hate writing poems!

Sorry, I can't do it. I'm too busy.

Why are you doing this? It's unreasonable.

I just wrote a novella.

My brain hurts.

I was up really late.

No one's going to like it.

The whales are taking up our air space!

I can't think.

It's too loud.

My house caught on fire.

There's a sloth in my window!

The ants stole my pencils.

I don't have an eraser.

It's really cold.

I might be sick.

My imaginary pet chameleon ran away.

I have band practice.

The concert got cancelled!

I'm hungry.

Time's up? Uh oh!

All I have is this dumb list of excuses.

You like it? Really? No kidding.

Thanks a lot.

I'll do another one, if you want.


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