Verse 1

Don't talk so loud, don't curse.

Fade in the crowd, or worse.

Don't talk to other men.

Dress yourself in curtains.

Don't drink, don't smoke.

God I hope you choke

On your stupid chauvinistic lines.

Controlling my life is not fine.

Chorus

This is a modern day Grim's tale.

A feminist

Falls in love with a misogynist,

Hates how he treats

Women as if they shouldn't exist.

So she decides

To take him on a well deserved ride,

And hurt his pride

So maybe someday he'll get it right.

Bridge

Girl: "Is it because I'm a girl?"

Boy: "I didn't say that."

Girl: "You didn't have to."

Girl: "I hate his view of the world."

Friend: "Yeah, he makes you mad.

Friend: But whatcha gon' do?"

Girl: I'm so glad you asked.

Verse 2

I'll talk louder, curse more.

Nag "like girls", till he's bored.

Talk to all his guy friends,

Dress to my heart's content.

No intoxication,

But that's my decision,

It's not for that hypocrite to choose.

This is war now, and I won't lose.

Chorus

This is a modern day Grim's tale.

A feminist

Falls in love with a misogynist,

Hates how he treats

Women as if they shouldn't exist.

So she decides

To take him on a well deserved ride,

And hurt his pride

So maybe someday he'll get it right.